Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.
I am a princess until it comes to making bad life choices, because then I am the fucking queen
Uh oh. A possible plus one to team human.
Derek Hale in ‘I.E.D.’
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao