Tracks
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Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield with their adorable dog Ren at the 2013 EIF Revlon Run Walk For Women in New York (May 4)
cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day
if you flossed more it wouldn’t bleed
who let a dentist on tumblr
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#scarily and uncannily accurate
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My Doctor Who moment
So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis
the tardis
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
I.
BROKE.
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:
this is the gayest poster i’ve ever seen.
I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second
that would explain this whole ad
Are we just going to overlook the fact that they’re on the “S. S. Leviathan”?
(I’m not sure where I’m going with that, but there it is)
On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick
On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick
this one deserves an award
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i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
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Facebook VS Tumblr
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